Monday, May 07, 2007

My Fish is Purple

I hope you asked about the sour milk. It has little to do with my left pupil being no less than ten times larger than my right. That is for practice. When a thousand men come in ten of them will be cubed. A cubed man! Imagine that... I have a pet Iguana who I call Fred. Fred is made of peanuts. Once, Kraft came along and made Fred into butter. I was forced to buy all the jars of peanut butter and attempt to recreate Fred. I sculpted, crafted and shaped. I chiselled, I tried everything. Nothing would make Fred back to lizard again.


Blogger timboy said...

You are a muppet

Get of the drugs before I report you to Dick Pound

6:08 PM  

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