booze tips

from blur's hedonistic bassist, alex james, as found in his autobiography, which is a funny ol' read. i'm fond of the two pages talking about the hype of the brits, and then immediately skipping to the hangover, without enlightening us as to the night's happenings, since i'm sure he doesn't even know.

number one: one beer for every three cocktails. the carbonated beer allows the stomach to absorb the cocktail. this way you don't get hit later on, having drunk more than you thought you could. keep this in mind and you can (un)safely booze all night

number two: a carrot per bottle of champagne, it's good for the breath.