Come and Get it… with Peter… Russell… Clark!

Had a funny day at work on Monday. I was on my way to get a ham and cheese toasted sandwich in Collins Street, when a diminutive figure sporting a neatly trimmed beard, a stripped shirt and an artsy neck tie came staggering out the door of a bar and almost bowled me over. I was a bit taken aback, until I realised that the bloke who almost sent me flying was none other than celebrity chef and artist Peter Russell Clark. Poor old Pete looked like he’d had a few too many glasses of red with his coon cheese at lunch! He’s lost a few kilos since his television days, and could probably teach that fat cunt Huey a few tricks in the weight loss department. Which brings me to my point: How did Huey get the gig with Jenny Craig over Peter Russell Clark? I guess being typecast as the face of coon cheese wouldn't help things.

'Don't forget the cheese'