Monday, December 04, 2006

Dickhead Watch: David Koch

Apparently the bloke told a blue joke on air, concerning John and Janette Howard pissing in the snow.

Rather than apologising outright for any offence he might have caused, he had this to say:

"You don't intentionally try and offend anyone and a joke's a joke and you're never quite sure what's on the line, what's over the line and what's the other side of the line."

Asked to explain the inference of the joke, he responded by saying his wife had once scrawled her own yellow sentence in a patch of snow.

"My wife writes her name in the snow. They have this thing for skiers - female skiers. It's like a funnel if you are caught way up on the slopes away from anywhere."'

What next, 'some of my best friends are black'?

Talk about digging ones own grave.

2 Comments:

Blogger larson_b said...

cricket commentary highlights inbetween incessant praising of the aesthetically pleasing adelaide oval... (we get it)

tony greig offering a glimpse into his down-time
"don't underestimate the pulling power of Charlie from Hi-5"

and unfortunately i forget who said this ,."...Shane Warne, if you give him any width, he'll put you away" given shane's off field antics, i think we only require information on what he doesn't put away.

not dickheads of Kochy's calibre timbo, but giggleworthy nevertheless.

5:34 AM  
Blogger timboy said...

How about being his wife and having your husband tell people you go skiing with a pipe in your pocket so you can take a piss out on the slopes.

Pissing in the snow, my missus does it all the time!

Thanks mate

WEEEIRD

2:14 PM  

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