Bob Hughes

Hmmm, I have started a little (very little) internet bonfire over at Reasonsyouwillhateme.blogspot.com!!!

timboy said...

Dear Fits

A friend has started to study art books, volunteer at an art gallery and insist upon people calling him Robert Hughes, or just 'Bob' for short. To make matters worse he shows no interest in footy, or any other sports for that matter.

Should I tell him to pull his head out of his arse, or just go along with it and hope it's just a phase he's going through?

Hope I'm not too late

Ms Fits:

OMFG YOUR FRIEND HAS TURNED INTO AN ARTSWANKER(TM).

There is no known cure other than time. Time, and copious shots of Jagermeister.

Oh, and boobies. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SHOW THE MAN SOME BOOBIES.


MrLefty said...

'A friend has started to study art books, volunteer at an art gallery and insist upon people calling him Robert Hughes, or just 'Bob' for short. To make matters worse he shows no interest in footy, or any other sports for that matter?'

Timboy - is this friend of yours an older gentleman? Is he somewhat portly? Does he wear a neck-brace? Do you feel uncomfortable when a passenger in his car?

Is he in fact the actual Robert Hughes?

I feel your first priority should be to rule out this frightening possibility.

Ms Fits:
Answers on the back of an envelope please, Timboy. Failing that you could just go to Lefty's blog and leave reams and reams of comment spam informing him that NO WAY ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH THE REAL ROBERT HUGHES NO WAY, NO WAY IN HELL