Carn Cadel

Please please please
let me
get what I want
Lord knows it would be the first time.

Now grab that yellow jersey Cadel...

or next time I see you riding up Kinglake I'm going to chase you down and step on your dog.

Grrr

consider yourself warned.

Onwards to victory, and a way into the hearts and mind of our nations largely ignorant sporting "experts".

For the last three weeks, all I've heard at work is "do you think he can do it".

To wit I have answered resoundingly "yes".

Now, can you please win it so I look like I know what I'm talking about.

Please!!!

Losing will mean office humiliation for me.

I have faith in you digger.